Zibophe Ngezicathulo Ezimbi “Ezimbi” Nezingalungile” Ngo-2024

Kuleli qophelo, izibopho zesicathulo esingalungile zisobala. Lokhu kuyinto okufanele ihambisane nezinga elibonakalayo, nelomqondo, ngayo yonke ingubo. Bona: ama-mules ka-Charlotte Rampling's discoid, ama-pedi-spreader ka-Kylie Jenner's Sportmax, amapulatifomu e-brocade wedge ka-Florence Pugh kanye namabhuzu ethong ka-Irina Shayk. Yebo, akukuningi kakhulu ngesicathulo ngokwaso (isicathulo “esingalungile” siyisicathulo “esilungile” ezimweni ezithile), kodwa ukuthi sishintsha kanjani ukubukeka okunengqondo nokunengqondo kube isiqondiso esingenangqondo.

"Ngibone ukuthi okwenza ukubukeka kujabulise ukwengezwa kwezinsiza ezizizwa 'zicishiwe' kancane noma zingafaneleki," kusho umdwebi wesitayela u-Allison Bornstein, owakhipha leli gama okokuqala ku-TikTok ngoJuni. "Kukuphoqa ukuthi uhlanganise izinto bese uzama okuthile okungase kukuphazamise ngokuphelele ingqondo yakho." Njengo-Lily Allen wango-2006 egqokeni le-prom namateki noma u-Bella Hadid ka-2022 ejini lakhe likaMiss Sixty kanye nama-loafers, kukhombisa ukuthi kukhona inhloso nokukhetha (ngakho-ke umuzwa womuntu uqobo) ngemuva kwengubo.

Ukugqoka amaslipper ewizadi ancibilikile ngengubo yomshado yasentwasahlobo/ehlobo lango-1998 i-Yohji Yamamoto e-The Met Gala, noma ama-flop ngengubo yangokwezifiso ye-Dior kukhaphethi obomvu e-Cannes, kusikisela ukuthi kukhona ububi obuncane kumlingiswa wakho. Ukuthi awuyena umthengi wemfashini ongenangqondo, kodwa umuntu oneso eliqeqeshwe kahle okwazi ukubona ubuhle kokuthile okungajwayelekile. Ezinye izicathulo zizalwa “zingalungile” (okuningi kulokho kamuva) kodwa iphuzu limile: ungabona ngale kwezindlela zokucabanga ezimisiwe?

Ingabe unomcabango wokugqashuka ku-protocol futhi uqale ukuphila njenge-weirdo ewubukhazikhazi? Ungakwazi yini ukugqoka ama-stilettos ngaphakathi kwama-tight akho njengamamodeli e-Givenchy ne-Jil Sander spring/summer 2024 catwalks? Noma sika iziphetho zamasokisi akho njengaku-Elena Velez no-Wesley Harriott? Noma ugqoke ama-UGG ngaphezulu kwama-cork wedge njengamamodeli e-Vaquera? Noma buyisela izintambo zakho ezingcolile zibe izithende ezigoqa uzwane njengoba uNicolas Ghesquiere enza e-Louis Vuitton? Ungakwazi yini ukubona izinzwane njengemilenze emisha?

Ukungalaleli futhi kuphenduke kancane kancane, zonke lezi zicathulo zizobhekwa "njengezingalungile" ngezindinganiso zendabuko. Kodwa umqondo "wokungalungile" mhlawumbe uyisisusa ngaphakathi kwemfashini kunokuthi "ukulunga". Imfashini, ngokwezinga elithile, iqhutshwa ububi njengendlela yokwephula imikhuba yezenhlalo. Kusho ukudonsa ama-leggings phansi kuze kufike esisekelweni sezithende zakho (njengoba kwenza uKylie Jenner) kuyindlela yokuzihlukanisa nabantu abebengamangala ngale ndlela engenangqondo.

Ngemfashini, okungenani, ukungalungile kulungile. Futhi ukugqoka amasokisi eleyisi aneCrocs (gross!) noma amasokisi aneminwe emihlanu ane-Havaianas (ew!) kungase kusiqhubekisele phambili sonke. Ukube wonke umuntu wamukele yonke into eyenziwe yimfashini, bekungeke kube khona into efana nesicathulo "esingalungile". Futhi bekungeke kube khona ochwepheshe, abathengi kuphela. Ngakho-ke, njengoba inkolelo yezicathulo "engalungile" ingaba yinkimbinkimbi, ikhuluma ngentshisekelo ebanzi yokubonakala njengomuntu ngamunye. Ukuphila ngendlela ehlukile kwabanye abantu futhi lokho kubonakale ekukhetheni kwakho izingubo. Ngisho noma lokho kusho ukugingqa i-pantyhose phezu kwe-stiletto ekhomba ummese, nokubhoboza indwangu ngezinzwani zayo.